Monday, January 31, 2011
Nicki creeping on SNL
SNL was balling Saturday night! Nicki Minaj & Old Main on the same night show? hmmm sounds familiar...I digg it.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Regis is retiring :(
So my lifelong dream of sitting next to Regis may not happen however... Kelly should be there and I think we could totally kick some serious a together! I can work with this!!!
TV Guide.com
TV Guide.com
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Me Singing and Dancing to We R Who We R by Ke$ha
i hope my children are half as talented as this kid <3 it totally using a banana as my microphone from now on
Friday, January 7, 2011
Lady gaga unveils sunglasses that take pix babyyy!
love it GAGA cannot wait! too bad we gotta wait for like a year for this to come out...but in the mean time RT: @LadyGaga THE SONG 2 13 11 THE RECORD 5 23 1
Gimme more Britney! OK! New Britney coming TuesdaY! yessss!
Hold it against meeeeeee comes out Tuesday yaaay! in almost 3...
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Homeless man gets a job!
SO our Mr. golden radio announcer voice guy gets a job with the Cavaliers aaaaand a house daaaamn! I know what I am doing when I am homeless come August! Great idea dude! ( minus the drugs of course crazzy quake)
Monday, January 3, 2011
who you finna try!! donuts
been obsessing over this video hahaha just makes me smile :) & now I need a powdered donut.
#New Years Resolutions
Sooo another resolution I am making is to be accepted as an honorary Kardashian... I got dark hair now and have my own show so now all I need is an NFL/NBA balla boyfriend and we're good! :)
#Newyearsresolutions
...Become a Kardashian
Why a Kardashian?
1. Work with Ryan Seacrest
2. Date NFL/NBA players
3. Can one day become a model and the next an actress & turn around and launch a music career ( I want to be in music videos as sexy as Kim Kardashians)
4. Their mom is a crrraaazy biotch who manages them & can handle them...and their dad had plastic surgery
5. Be able to be in NY one day, LA the next, & party in Miami where the heat is on for the weekend
6. They can grow unibrows in 2 days...yes I'm uber j-lous of this
7. Get compliments 24/7 for having an a$$
8. Hang with rappers in music videos
9. Have a perfume named after you just for being you
10. Have my own show on E! helll yeah
Ciao!
xoxo,
Elista (Kardashian)
#Newyearsresolutions
...Become a Kardashian
Why a Kardashian?
1. Work with Ryan Seacrest
2. Date NFL/NBA players
3. Can one day become a model and the next an actress & turn around and launch a music career ( I want to be in music videos as sexy as Kim Kardashians)
4. Their mom is a crrraaazy biotch who manages them & can handle them...and their dad had plastic surgery
5. Be able to be in NY one day, LA the next, & party in Miami where the heat is on for the weekend
6. They can grow unibrows in 2 days...yes I'm uber j-lous of this
7. Get compliments 24/7 for having an a$$
8. Hang with rappers in music videos
9. Have a perfume named after you just for being you
10. Have my own show on E! helll yeah
Ciao!
xoxo,
Elista (Kardashian)
BORN THIS WAY!
THE SONG 2 13 11 THE RECORD 5 23 11
OMG FORGOT TO BLOG THIS! AHHHHHHHHH CAN'T EVEN FREAKING WAIT!
OKAY!!!! SO MIley's Bong iiiis now for sale!
Finally someone knocked some sense into his salvia smoking ass! Apparently you can put a price tag on a smoking Miley experience...try $10G's not baaad
Check it out here!
Check it out here!
i don't blame ya bolden but ya shouldn't
So Rob Bolden wants to transfer...if you want your name on your jersey fine go play somewhere else but if you wanna play for a team and tradition you would reconsider...whatever Bolden. Think about it...McGloin was intercepted 5X do you reeeeally think Joepa is going to start him next season? THE man does want to stay ya know...
lohan launches new site
I wander what rehab stories she'll post!!! hope it includes a store with an official "eff you" nail collection!
LOHAN WEBSITE COMING SOON!
LOHAN WEBSITE COMING SOON!
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Who DAT gurl?!
who dat gurl whoo dat gurl?! I feel like this song is my jam not only because its a flo song but because it is simply about me hahaha <3 it! "And when she struts that thing around
Everybody be breaking their neck like...
Who dat girl? Who DAT guuuurL?!!!
I wanna chill with the grandpas
After a wild night on the South side, I was watching this super old guy at breakfast just sit at Bruggers while all the hungover youngsters rolled in for a hopeful attempt at curing or atleast minimize their hangovers. The old man wore a typical Veteran cap graced with the symbols o the country he probably fought in multiple wars for: an eagle and a waving American flag. He had a stack of brown eco-friendly napkins sprawled across his arm space assuming he would spill. A few other older men joined him and whenever an older female popped in all the guys would notice and talk to her like they'd been friends for years. I was hoping they were all pimping... but it made me realize how intelligent the old man and the rest of his gang of coffee cranky grandpas probably were just by their mere everyday experiences. I NEEED to find myself a crew of old dudes that wanna chill with me...can you imaaaagine the storiess!?!?! Since my crrazy grandpas filled with tales of bullshit are no longer here I decided that it should be one of my new years resolutions...so I am on the hunt for a group of old geisers willing to talk to an energetic 21 and almost a half year-old to share their memories hopefully full of drama, drinking, and sex. haha okay that can be left out...naaasty!
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